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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (21886)	4/5/1999 2:38:00 AM
From: Bill Ulrich	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26163

<Bang Bang> All rise, the Honourable Judge Raymond Oliver Thurston Fitzgerald presiding… Counsel Lawrence O'Leary: So, you say you have evidence in your briefcase? Mikey Slyver: Uh…yes, it's right there, under the ham sandwich (darn, I hope they left off the mustard—gives me gas). Counsel LOL: And we should just accept this into court? Perhaps you have some additional evidence in your suit jacket? MS: Not today. It's in the green one, upper left-hand pocket. (Darn, I hope Benita didn't take that one to the cleaners today.) Judge ROTF: I'm sorry, but this court can't accept evidence that's laying around half the city. It's either here, or it isn't. MS: Well, you see, I usually wear the green one on Wednesdays, but… ROTF: I don't care about that. I want to get on with this case! LOL: Well, Mr. Slyver, let's stick with what we know. This certificate, number 2142, is listed to JB Oxford, is it not? MS: Yeah, but it's a forgery, and besides, they conspired with Zapperino, and Mandy Anne to steal it. So—it's a stolen forgery. Case closed. ROTF: If you don't mind, I'd like to decide when this case is concluded. LOL: So, you contend that this certificate was issued without your approval? MS: Nobody saw me do it, and they couldn't prove it even if they did. LOL: Move to strike, Your Honour. The 'Bart Simpson' defense has no bearing on this case. ROTF: Granted.