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To: William H Huebl who wrote (21517)	4/6/1999 12:53:00 PM
From: Mephisto	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 24894

I hope I have all the papers. If I don't, I have a refund coming so should be okay if I file late, I hope. Easter was a work day ~ TAXES. And it rained!!! But yesterday was lovely. Meant to send you this: Out of the mouths of babes... ---------------------------------------------------------- My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different churches. Then he added, "It really doesn't matter if we go to different churches, does it, Grandma, as long as we're all Republicans?" --------------------------------------------------------- A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child." --------------------------------------------------------- My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old, he replied. --------------------------------------------------------- A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?" --------------------------------------------------------- A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife."