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To: Zbyte who wrote (238)4/6/1999 3:48:00 PM
From: MoneyBaggs  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 243
 
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.

His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing.

She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies "Touchdown, tie score".

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her."

He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he poops in bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides."