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April 7, 1999 Market Rap with Bill Fleckenstein As bizarre as it gets
The party continued around the globe last night. Asia was higher for the most part, Europe was higher this morning, and the boys were set to have a big party as we opened.
Stocks fly, then reverse... We did start off with a hellacious move to the upside. Internet, PC and big-cap tech stocks all were flying. Goldman added Dell (DELL) and Gateway (GTW) to one of its recommended lists, and there was huge frothiness to start the day. But within about an hour, we had quite a strong reversal.
Signs of short squeeze... It's fairly clear to me that what's been creating the insanity we've been seeing, at least in the last few days if not for the last week, has been a massive short squeeze, I think on the part of the very large billion-dollar hedge funds. I've heard enough stories now and it kind of makes sense. The stocks that have been going up the most violently have, for the most part, been stocks with stories and valuations that would cause you to want to short them. And most of them are fairly liquid, away from the Internet stocks.
Software slammed... At the same time we've seen this huge implosion in all these software stocks, where maybe the shorts haven't been as big. The software stocks were continuing to get pounded today in the early going. Siebel (SEBL) was down $5,Oracle was down another couple, Concord (CCRD) was down $9, and Neon (NEON) down $12. Network Associates (NETA), which in my opinion has been an accounting book-cooking fiasco, was bludgeoned, down another 5, so that stock's basically been cut in half in the last two days.
Even if you've known these things, it's been impossible to stay with them. My fund had been short NETA until a couple of days ago, when I got chased out of it. Then yesterday Morgan Stanley decided to cut numbers, and everyone jumps on board and cuts numbers. Again, that is an example of what passes for research by the dead fish. (And it is very hard to talk about live fish, because there don't seem to be any.) It has been difficult to stay with some of these deteriorating situations because the analysts aren't doing any homework, they wait until the last minute and then all jump on board at the same time.
This short squeeze is very reminiscent of a big short squeeze we had in the spring of 1994, when Michael Steinhardt covered a bunch of shorts as a precursor to closing down its fund. We had a huge move up and then everything came unstuck and about 10 days afterward, it ended.
Stock schizophrenia... Today was an even more schizophrenic day than any other we've seen, and I realize that's saying quite a bit. Let me try to describe it. I've already discussed what happened in software land. At the same time, PC hardware was being driven up for the most of the day. We had reversals in both directions for many stocks multiple times today. The Internet stocks, after having been on fire, getting slam dunked and then rallying back, reversed and closed on their lows. AOL (AOL) was down $11 as an example.
Boost for banks... The bank stocks were hot today, which had nothing to do with anything because the bonds were flat. My guess is that there are a few shorts in the bank stocks and they are getting chased out. A combination of that and hot money fleeing certain sectors of technology, like software, are probably chasing into the bonds and S&Ps.
This is such total chaos, I need to ask rhetorical question: Do new-era types really think this is how the stock market is supposed to function, with gigantic schizophrenic moves virtually every day? Having the Dow hitting new all-time highs at the same time the advance-decline line is sagging and new lows continue to outpace new highs? With no profitability in corporate America and huge debt buildup inside the economy? Is that really healthy? Is that how it's supposed to work?
I have a piece prepared for tomorrow that goes into some economic detail and sheds some light on areas of the economy that I think are unhealthy. I would have used it today, but this Rap was already pretty long.
"Advice" for investors... As another example of what dead fish do, a DLJ analyst yesterday lowered her opinion of Gillette (G) and then today, even though she cut numbers, upgraded the stock. This again is what passes for research. Michael Belkin yesterday in his weekly piece had the following to say about that (and everyone should realize that this is sarcasm, in case it's not perfectly obvious):
"This is what works on Wall Street - cut earnings forecast and raise price target.
"The PC market offers great opportunities for investors. IBM's (IBM) announcement of a billion-dollar loss on PC operations should be a boon for other box-maker stocks. Emachine's overnight cannibalization of a 10% PC market share with its sub-$600 PCs can't help but increase margins and market share for higher-priced manufacturers like Dell. Forbes ASAP magazine column claiming Dell made $3.1 billion buying calls and selling puts on its own share price over the past three years ($600 million more than net income in the period) should increase Dell's allure. Investors can now see Dell for what it really is - an exciting one-way lottery ticket on a rising share price rather than just a boring old PC maker. In that light, Dell deserves a higher multiple.
"Other PC companies like Compaq (CPQ) should also benefit from plunging PC prices and loss of market share. Of course, Intel (INTC) itself is the ultimate beneficiary of collapsing PC prices and loss of market share to low-priced microprocessor competitors like AMD (AMD) and Cyrix, who dominate the burgeoning low-end market. Every new-age portfolio manager should buy more Intel stocks to take advantage of this great company's declining unit price, revenues, margins and market share.
"Our advice to the investment industry is - shake the cobwebs off your antiquated portfolio management policy and move into the 21st century. Discredited notions of diversification and value should be jettisoned. Portfolio managers should follow the stampede of individual investors and pile all the assets of their funds into a small handful of stocks, i.e. the only ones that are going up. Once the mutual fund industry has switched all its assets out of non-performing value stocks and has indexed its trillions of dollars to AOL, Amazon (AMZN), Yahoo (YHOO) and Microsoft (MSFT), the era of mutual fund under-performance will be over. Then we can all sit back and watch our retirement assets compound at light-speed and enjoy the well-earned fruits of a wise and responsible new-age investment philosophy."
As bizarre as it gets... I want to emphasize again that today was a very extraordinary day. You had the Dow up 120 and the S&P up by eight points, a new high. The advance-decline line and the new highs-new lows were pathetic. Stocks that weren't up a bunch were just shredded. We've seen a lot of craziness as we've chronicled the mania during the last three years. I think today's action and the complete disconnect between different groups are as bizarre as anything I have seen. I cannot imagine any sane or sober person coming to the conclusion that this is healthy or a place where people want to have their hard-earned money parked in the name of investment.
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