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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (371)	4/8/1999 2:19:00 PM
From: Zbyte	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

Deep thoughts by Dennis Miller >1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? >2. If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? >3. I went to the bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self >Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. >4. Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? >5. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with >soap? >6. Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in "Lisp"? >7. If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking and there is >no woman around to hear him...Is he still wrong? >8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide...is it >a hostage situation? >9. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? >10. Is there another word for synonym? >11. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? >12. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an >endangered plant? >13. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages? >14. Would a wingless fly be called a walk? >15. Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked? >16. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? >17. Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? >18. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? >> >