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To: William Brotherson who wrote (42103)	4/8/1999 7:30:00 PM
From: Midnightsun	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 50264

Jane, a rather well-proportioned though near-sighted day trader, spent >>almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She >>wore a thong bathing suit the first few days, but always removed her glasses >>for an even facial tan. >> >>After several days she decided that no one could see her way up there, >>so she slipped out of her suit for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun >>when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her >>stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her bottom. >> >>"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of >>the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel >>doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much >>appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you have for the past week." >> >>"What difference does it make?" Jane asked rather calmly. "No one can >>see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." >> >>"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the >>dining room skylight!" >>