To: L. D. who wrote (3401 ) 4/9/1999 8:24:00 PM From: John Lawrence Read Replies (6) | Respond to of 5164
Kidl, it looks like an MM read your post 3385 Then he gave you a low tick today just out of spite... maybe. L.D. - if one of us has to buy plane tickets, I think it's only fair that you should have to make your pick as well. You thought we wouldn't notice didn't you? I appreciate Netman posting the bio.'s of Sungold directors. It's an impressive crowd, and those brief bio.'s don't really do justice to the range of their achievements. In the same vein, I'm enclosing bio's of the SI SGGNF thread regulars. We may have some new visitors soon, and they might like an update on Who's Who around here. Some of you didn't submit your bio.'s to me in time for publication, so, if you get them in, they may be included in a later publication. All the information below has been verified from totally bogus and degenerate sources. Archangel is actually a 400 lb. talking gorilla. His keeper and trainer, Fay Wray, says he is the first gorilla who has learned to use a computer AND build crude furniture. He has many years experience eating bananas. His favourite activities include: well, we can't talk about the first one, but next to that; he likes to be in the open corral where he enjoys fondling the horses and zebras. While appearing intimidating, he is really a benevolent ape. Fay, in an affectionate reference to his overprotectiveness, named him, Archangel. L.D.: L.D. is actually learning disabled. Like an idiot savant he has, in his memory, a massive collection of arcane and mutilingual curses. Unless he is properly medicated, he expresses these curses freely and without control - a condition often confused with Tourette's syndrome. Although the medication is effective, it also subdues his mind. For many years he has been successfully using the remaining tiny portion of his brain to memorize every company listed in Canada along with all the fundamental information for the past five years. Unfortunately, his condition is such that he is unable to express any of that information. Warning: do not antagonize L.D., he is more dangerous than a 400 lb. gorilla. Cheeky Kid: C.K., unlike his name, is really an octogenarian. He was among the first people to experiment with the electric abacus, and he is now working on a voice controlled slide rule. Always in the fore-front of technology, C.K. has many years experience finding information that we would rather keep hidden. His vast network of cyber-contacts floats among us like benign spirits. An undependable source says that he acquired his name because he enjoys cavorting in the buff with young goats. Now, in his ninth decade he is centuries ahead of us in wisdom, and we are fortunate for his presence. Kidl: In his last past life, Kidl was Thor. He was supposed to be Kong this time around, but a drunken keeper of the underworld mixed up the spelling. Some say that the characteristics of the great norse god have not entirely left him. Kidl has many years experience as a demolitions expert, and we are very grateful that he is able to bring those skills to this thread. Rumour has it that Kidl is working on a plan to blow up the TSE computer system and abscond with the stocks. In the meantime, he is quietly accumulating a massive position in case his unfriendly takeover is rebuffed. John Lawrence: 'John Lawrence' is really an internet nickname for an uncarded Mexican hotel cleaning attendant named Juanita Lorenzo now living in El Pasos. She has many years experience serving many famous men in many infamous hotel rooms. Her refined street smarts enable her to survive by instinct in dangerous environments. She brings to the list an insatiable need to impress fat cat white men with her intelligence (because she is less than pretty). Her favourite activities include rifling through the briefcases of stock-promoters staying at the hotel. She willingly donates vital information to the thread in gratitude for not being beaten.