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To: SusieQ who wrote (413)4/12/1999 8:54:00 AM
From: MoneyBaggs  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2380
 
A vacuum cleaner salesman is visiting with an elderly woman about his product and doing his demonstration when he notices a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. He eats a few peanuts, he vacuums, and then eats few more peanuts. He shows her some attachments, eats a few more peanuts, talks about the price and then eats a few more peanuts until they are all gone.

When he realizes that he has eaten all of them he says, "Oh my, what I have done? I'll go buy you some more."

She says, "That's ok, since I lost my dentures, I can only suck the chocolate off of them."