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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tim Luke who wrote (26204)	4/11/1999 2:41:00 AM
From: Glenn	Respond to of 90042

You Don't Know Jack Schitt! Who is Jack Schitt? Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

To: Tim Luke who wrote (26204)	4/11/1999 3:00:00 AM
From: Glenn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90042

I got off work late so I really couldn't participate today. I did some really fun stuff though, so the day was very positive. I heard some stuff about Fore on this thread today that made me call my uncle Jack asking him if I should sell. He really put is quite succinctly and said, "You don't know your uncle Jack?" I thought about it a bit and decided I knew him. So folks, I know Jack. From what I see this is funny. Smiles. Wow I'm getting a fun Fon tomorrow. Really !! Will give details via pm

To: Tim Luke who wrote (26204)	4/11/1999 4:11:00 AM
From: bigbuk	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90042

good thread tim......not shared by all it seems. To: Tim Luke (11791 ) From: jas cooper Saturday, Apr 10 1999 6:25PM ET Reply # of 11801 i have a rule on my thread that unless you can back a rumor up with some type of press DON'T post it..... Last time I checked, this wasn't your thread. And if you're concerned about posts influencing stock movements, it seems your dubious notoriety on SI should restrict you from posting your trades at all, due to the brown-nosing wienies that attempt to mimic your every move. Here's an UNOFFICIAL rumor for you: Tim Luke ain't God's gift to SI. He may be a talented trader. Hell, he may even be making a bunch of money on his trades. But he's got a hell of a lot to learn about humility!