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To: Jeff who wrote (2906)4/11/1999 2:00:00 PM
From: Robert B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 19297
 
Late Late Late Show Host,

Thanks for the cards. Funny stuff! Who are we running from in that last one? The IRS (damn, I knew I forgot to do something)??? The "HORN"???

Lots of stuff heating up for the wedding. Her family is a bit "dysfunctional". It's starting to look like there may even be some fist-fights now at the reception (maybe I'll be involved?) It may be worth the trip to Cleveland for you guys to view this fiasco. If one thing leads to another, this may be better than the Jerry Springer show. Let's see...1) bride's brother wants to kill brother-in-law (not me) 2) crack-addict uncle (not you), 3) we think (99%) that matron-of-honor (bride's sister) is now cheating on her husband (the brother-in-law from #1). Maybe they'll split up before the wedding? Maybe a big fight at the wedding? Maybe we'll get lucky and the boyfriend will show up with a concealed weapon? 4) Bride's brother (see #1 above) is an alcoholic and a mean drunk. I'm the only one who has dated his sisters who he hasn't beaten up. Maybe my turn will be at the wedding? Also, this brother and the bride have been fighting for the last year or so, and something may flame up there. 5) Rumors of an appearance from the bride's insane grandmother 6) and much more...

Maybe the "house of coin" dudes can be the bouncers?

At least this will all be on videotape.

(diclaimer...the future-ex doesn't know I'm writing this, but she knows that my opinions are the above. She would consider the above a very polite description of her family. Her description would get me suspended from SI)

-Roberto