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To: mark silvers who wrote (18598)	4/14/1999 9:32:00 AM
From: Tom Frederick	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20681

Being it's SOOOOO quiet, I thought I would offer a review of yesterdays market activity. Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationery. Flourescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. Airlines have plummeted. Chimneys went through the roof. Timex watches struck an all-time high. Purina went to the dogs. Lingerie took off. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. 3 new bonds are being issued: * Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity * Gore bond: Has no interest * Clinton bond: Has no principle Film at 11:00 (I got this e-mailed to me from a brokerage house. I don't think I'll be using them for any serious investing) Tom F.