To: Elwood P. Dowd who wrote (57291 ) 4/12/1999 1:10:00 PM From: Andreas Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 97611
I'm Suing - but not a class action. Like most of you, I've had with ep and em!! It's time to cause some pain. Maybe some of you know I've practiced law for 20 years (tax and securities) and spent a number of my early years working for the securities bureau of the michigan department of commerce in Lansing. I've decided to file a lawsuit (naming myself only at this time) as a plaintiff. I believe that class action lawsuits are a money maker for only the lawyers. When was the last time you heard of anyone collecting any significant damages from class action litigation? I believe that cpq will not want to deal with every single lawsuit - it is too costly, too distracting and detracts from concentrating on the big problems - the class action litigation. Therefore, it has been my experience that they are more likely to settle the non-class action lawsuits. If any of you are interested in joining let me know. I can be reached at az1@hitter.net. I will be more than happy to discuss specifics with any of you. In the meantime let me leave you with the following: Two tigers were walking single file through the jungles of India when the second tiger suddenly licked the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turned around and proclaimed "what the hell are you doing?, don't lick my ass" "sorry", replied the second tiger. After a few minutes the second tiger again licked the ass of the front tiger, whereupon the front tiger again turned around and warned with disgust that "if you do that again I'm going to smack you!" The second tiger again apologized and stated that he would not do it again. Well, after only a few short moments the second tiger again licked the ass of the front tiger. That was it!! The front tiger turned around a third time and smacked the second tiger with his paw and roared, "What's your problem, I told you to stop and you keep licking my ass". To which the second tiger replied sheepishly, "I'm sorry, but I ate a lawyer this morning and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth"