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To: Bobby Yellin who wrote (31717)	4/13/1999 9:21:00 PM
From: goldsnow	Respond to of 117012

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he > saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The > preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and > preach. > > The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my > cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." > > So the minister began his sermon. > > One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. > The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy > how he liked the sermon. > > The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I > went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't > feed him all the hay."

To: Bobby Yellin who wrote (31717)	4/13/1999 9:24:00 PM
From: goldsnow	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 117012

Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an > orientation. > > They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and > family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say > about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I > was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." > > The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful > husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our > children of tomorrow." > > The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... > LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!" >