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To: Terry Whitman who wrote (33894)	4/15/1999 5:08:00 PM
From: accountclosed	Respond to of 86076

lol!!!!

To: Terry Whitman who wrote (33894)	4/15/1999 5:14:00 PM
From: Broken_Clock	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 86076

He is definitely management material... Ckeck this out(were these approved bt management?) > In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed > through > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer > goods: > > On Sears hairdryer: > Do not use while sleeping. > > On a bag of Fritos: > You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. > (The shoplifter special!) > > On a bar of Dial soap: > Directions: Use like regular soap. > > > On some Swann frozen dinners: > Serving suggestion: Defrost. > (But it's just a suggestion!) > > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: > Do not turn upside down. > (printed on bottom of the box) > (Too late! You lose!) > (I love it: food to piss you off.) > > On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: > Product will be hot after heating. > (Are you sure??? Let's experiment.) > > On packaging for a Rowenta iron: > Do not iron clothes on body. > (But wouldn't that save more time?) > (Whose body?) > > On Boot's Children's cough medicine: > Do not drive car or operate machinery. > (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if > we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) > > On Nytol sleep aid: > Warning: may cause drowsiness. > (One would hope!) > > On a Korean kitchen knife: > Warning keep out of children. > (Or pets! What's for dinner?) > > On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: > For indoor or outdoor use only. > (As opposed to use in outer space.) > (Or underground?) > > On a Japanese food processor: > Not to be used for the other use. > (Now I'm curious.) > > On Sainsbury's peanuts: > Warning: contains nuts. > ( Not to mention the nut who wrote the warning ) > > On an American Airlines packet of nuts: > Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. > ( DDDUUUHHH) > > On a Swedish chainsaw: > Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. > (What is this, a home castration kit?) > > On a childs superman costume: > Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. > (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)