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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (433)	4/16/1999 12:08:00 AM
From: Zbyte	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

> A TEXAN'S GUIDE TO LIFE > > Don't squat with your spurs on. > > Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad > judgment. > > Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. > > If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to > > make sure it's still there. > > If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' > somebody else's dog around. > > Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. > > There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. > > Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is > probably a > whole lot bigger'n you think. > > If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. > > It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. > > Always drink upstream from the herd. > > When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be > surprised if they learn their lesson. > > When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it > thrown around by somebody else. > > Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important > to > know what it is, but you might need to know what it was. > > The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and > put it back in your pocket. > > Never miss a good chance to shut up. > > There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The few > who > learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence > for > themselves.