To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (1138 ) 4/16/1999 8:37:00 AM From: zonkie Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 4128
I heard that after Sklar Gave his speech the audience cheered for 10 minutes and Bill Clinton and Al gore carried Sklar out on their shoulders while Tipper and Hillary wept. Clinton is thinking of declaring next wednesday national ABFG day and letting all federal employees off to attend the ticker tape parade which may be held in downtown Washington DC in Sklars honor. All three major networks are said to be scrambling to see who can prepare their special first. The Queen of Madagascar has exiled the king and invited Sklar to take his place. It was reported by an anonymous contact after hearing a recording of the speech Fidel Castro has declared Cuba a free country and granted ABFG all mineral rights to his country. Rumor has it that the Toronto stock exchange is preparing to offer Sklar a 10 year contract to run their exchange. Out of Russia comes an e-mail that says one of the cosomonauts has left their space station in a cardboard box covered in aluminum foil with a battery powered hair dryer as propulsion. It is believed he is trying to get to Washington DC by next wednesday for the parade. __________ Information herein contains forward-looking information within the meaning of the Hypesters Litigation Reform Act of 1995, which can be identified by words such as 'reported,'' 'heard ,'' ''thinking,'' "may," ''rumor,'' ''e-mail,'' or ''anonymous,'' or comparable words. In addition, all statements, other than statements which may be true, are worded in such a way as to give the best possible light on the company. Readers are encouraged to read the reports of the Company filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission, particularly the Company's Form 10-KSB for the year ended December 31, 1998, for meaningful cautionary language disclosing why actual results may vary materially from those anticipated by gullible people.