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To: Lucretius who wrote (34157)4/16/1999 2:23:00 PM
From: accountclosed  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
I found one of your web pages

Karnac the Magnificent!

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.
May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your hope chest.
May a bag of pop-rocks explode in your shorts.
May the swami of Baghdad squat on your fez.
May you fall asleep under a camel with post nasal drip.
May a weird doctor join you at the hump of a camel.
May a swarm of gay chiggers open a disco on your grandfather.
May your only son become a pointer sister.
May a camel chip float in your martini.
May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist.
May a crazed sultan force you into mouth to mouth resuscitation with a sick lizard.
May a carsick mongoose change the colour of your seats.
May a diseased yak squat in your hot-tub.
May a crazed furniture refinisher stain your sister's hope chest.
May a weird holyman light a Roman candle in your pants.
May an unclean yak have an accident on your toupee.
May a weird holyman drop a cactus down your shorts.
May a desert rat sunbathe on your radar range.
May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's hooped skirt.
May a swarm of diseased chiggers builld a condominium in your underalls.
May a sick water buffalo soil your soufle.
May Dr J slam dunk your cat.
May your wife give mouth to mouth resuscitation to the Denver Nuggets.
May your wife get a child support cheque from the Pittsburgh Steelers.
May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment in your sister.
May your favourite aunt develop a crust on her hip.
May a weird holyman scotch-tape your sister shut.
May your only son get a cactus in trouble.
May a vindictive camel leave a holy relic in your granolas.
May a weird holyman show his grapenuts to your sister.
May a crazed lizard unravell your underwear.
May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
May a weird holyman use a black and decker tool on your sister.
May your only son be voted Miss Congeniality.
May the winds of the Sahara blow a desert scorpion up your kaftan.



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now karnac, can't we leave a few predictions in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's front porch left unopened? <g>


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