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To: Alastair McIntosh who wrote (366)4/16/1999 6:00:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Respond to of 875
 
cOUSIN SHORTY replies:

THis si a GOOd qustiosn!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO WIll ned A BIKE and SOme DUCK tapE ANd a PAPER clIP.

FRist you CALl in YOr CERTs!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHA AHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Subject-27482

TEll them YOu WNAt the Certs in 10 SHare lots. They HAlf TO do that.
WHile YOu are WAITing for the CERts {It migHT A CPole of days or maybe TEn YEars} you get on YOre bikE And Ride Around and STeal Rubber Bands off of NEwspapers and STuff. GEt a hole Bunch of RubbER bands.

WHne your CERts come, TApeTHem togetheR WIth the DUCk TApe and Make A REAl BIg PAper Airplane. Then TApe the LittLE WOMAn to the PAper Airpalane and make SHure you Get the SENTer of GRAvity corrECT or IT wonT WORk GooD.

TIe the RUbber BAnds to a Big Tree on CApe COd and PUll them Back to ARound KENTUcky or TENNESee or SOmehwere in thAT NErighborhood.

YOU can ATTACh the PAPer airplane to THe ruBBEr bands with An OFDinarY a paper clip thatis whY THEy are callED PAPER clips thats what they are four.

LAUnch TRAjeCtory should POint over THER TO ENGland. NOw let HEr go and HAVe a Happy HOLIday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEn she Lands, SHe takes THE cERTS to the BOrker in ENgland ANd since there IIS a GIANt short SQUeeze beCAUes you calleD in your CERTS, then YOu are a RICH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

BUT Done Go to ENGland. They tlak funnY>

SEE you AT the top!!!!!!

cOUSIN SHORTY