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Gold/Mining/Energy : Zappa Resources ZPA vancouver -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: G.T. who wrote (917)	4/21/1999 7:14:00 PM
From: Alan Whirlwind	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3198

I see in the Annual Report, Zappa is considering a 10-1 reverse split should things go awry down the line. Here is my emergency contingency checklist of things to do to stabilize the stock before resorting to such drastic measures... 1. On some of those many acres of claims around and about La Plata, have our Ecuadorian locals on the payroll cultivate coca to help offset regular expenses. Er...I meant cocoa, of course. 2. During meetings, have our company officers weaving friendship bracelets in Inca designs to hawk to visiting tourists. 3. Have board of directors selling Zappa CD's on Vancouver street corners. 4. Before a stock split, as a last resort, send the entire board of directors on a rickety raft down a tributary of the Amazon. This may seem cruel, but the crocodiles are as hungry as the shareholders and anyway, none of the directors own any shares of this company anyway.