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To: Alan Cassaro who wrote (7474)4/17/1999 11:29:00 PM
From: Hal Campbell  Respond to of 17679
 
<<I'm an old guy, just about>>

Al, while the farm animal jokes and parables are flowing...gotta tell the old rooster joke....

A farmer has a fine old rooster but many hens and so inquires a young rooster to help insure the eggs. When the young hotshot arrives the old rooster tells him " Look...I'm getting old and not greedy...so just leave me a few hens....you can have the rest" The young rooster says " No, Has Been! Your day is done. I want em all." The old rooster says if it is going to be that way, lets race once around the farmhouse...winner take all. The young rooster confidently agrees...even to the gimpy old rooster's request for a sizable head start. So they take off running..the young rooster quickly making up ground...around the house...the young rooster chasing the old one ...getting closer...getting closer ..around the final turn....closer yet.... sudden shotgun blast..."young rooster" feathers flying everywhere ....the farmer with his shotgun on porch muttering to himself...
" Damn! That's the third gay young rooster I've had to kill this week!"

LOL...Hope, with regards to AXC, we are all as smart and/or lucky as that old rooster.