To: Rambi who wrote (22291 ) 4/18/1999 2:07:00 PM From: Gauguin Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
THEORY: Have you noticed jokes are tinged with nervous irreverent spookiness on Sundays? Just because it's Sunday? "Better not say that! Well ~ wait til Monday. It will be less irreverent. But not reverent, but.....it will be funny then. Well, it's funny, but we can't laugh. Now." God doesn't like tummy-twirlers. I don't think you can tell risque jokes after Church. Well, at least wait til you get to the car and everyone has been distracted, by something like a visit to McDonalds. I have a theory, that just a ton (that's my number in the theory) of married sex takes place (that's the same as happens) after church . What do you bet. What do you think. Know. I don't go to church, so I can't know. But we're talking aggregate population anyway. Maybe, for simplicity, limiting this to church-goers. Points to account: ~ Mom and dad have to change their clothes; that means like carefully slink off the ones they're wearing and dabble long enough to get the damn things oops back on hangers; ~ Mom, looks really, really good; especially in those stockings with the little flowers on the seams; ~ All those other pastel chickadees at church kept me awake; thank goodness; ~ You look dee-licious, Hon; ~ I'm not tired!! ~ What other chance are we going to get?; ~ "I've been good." ~ The kids would never dream we're in here doing anything but changing our clothes; heck it's Sunday; ~ Perfume? ~ This slip makes me growl; ~ I love when you put your foot up on the bed; ~ Those are my favorites! ~ I'll be hungry enough for pancakes afterwards; ~ I'm gonna run and get the syrup! (I'm into science instead of religion.)