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To: BlueCrab who wrote (22808)	4/19/1999 10:46:00 PM
From: Ilaine	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

OK, guys, having reviewed the entries in the "What is the Male G-Spot" contest, I am ready to rule. Again, I want to apologize for the delay in announcing the winners, but one of the contestants (you know who you are) insisted that I review the article which was the inspiration for the contest, Cosmopolitan Magazine, to determine what Cosmo gave as the answer. I had to go into Fairfax City to the main public library to find it. Too bad for the contestant. Cosmo gave the answer all the other guys gave. Better luck next time, E! ******** The first category is anatomically correct responses. The anatomically correct answer is "prostate." The first person to answer correctly, also gave the most humorous response, but wished to remain pseudonymous, and calls himself "Alan Greasepalm": >>>>>If a woman's G spot is not the center of sexual feeling but a second spot that adds spice to the sex - then there is a male equivalent. The prostate gland - accessed thru the little service port in the back. :-)<<<<< Third Prize in the Anatomically Correct Category, pseudonymous, goes to "Oh Wise One." The reference was too graphic for me to reproduce, but very educational. Second Prize in the Anatomically Correct Category, also pseudonymous, goes to "Nohole." Sorry, but I just can't bring myself to reproduce the text. It's no more graphic than a good sex manual, but I am just a wuss. First Prize in the Anatomically Correct Category, with Extra Special Topping for Humor, is "Alan Greasepalm." ****** The second category is Serious. Third Prize in the Serious Category goes to "Deepak Chopra: >>>>>heart/soul/honesty/sharing/giving/trusting for everyone both men and women. a state of being that makes all life ecstacy.<<<<< Second Prize in the Serious Category goes to Freddie: >>>>>Oh, alright, the mystery spot is behind the eyes, in the primitive part of the brain. Our favorite part. <<<<<< First Prize in the Serious Category goes to our Fearless Leader, Rambi: >>>>>Obviously men have a very strong g spot somewhere in their brain unrelated to looks or 3D stimulation.<<<<< ****** The third, and final category, (and my favorite) is Humorous. The Third Prize Winner in the Humorous Category is X: >>>>>The male G-Spot is the remote control (any remote control but ESPECIALLY universal remote controls). The G-spot can only be activated by the male himself. A Woman attempting to touch the male G-spot will arouse the male but not in a good way<<<<< The Second Prize Winner in the Humorous Category is Gauguin: >>>>>My public first shot would be My Wallet. Put something in there and I'd get just freeking frantic.<<<<< The First Prize Winner in the Humorous Category, and Grand Prize Winner of the "What is the Male G-Spot?" Contest is Lather.Rinse.Repeat: >>>>>"A good cigar." - Wm. J. Clinton "My wallet." - "Gauguin" "Television!!!" - Tinky Winky "The hole in the middle of the real short grass in those nice sport park things". - Bob Hope "The Big Red Button." - Gen. Curtis LeMay, CINCSAC "Why, the stomach, of course." - Dom DeLuise "Television!!!" - Rupert Murdoch "De ear." - Mike Tyson "My wallet." - Bill Gates "Door No. 2" - Monty Hall (this works at several levels - lol) "Da gassa pedal" - Enzo Ferrari "Propane and propane accessories." - Hank Hill "TV!!!" - Homer Simpson "The pancreas. No, the liver. No, the aorta. <pause> The pancreas." - Jeffrey Dahmer "Everybody's wallet." - Abby Joseph Cohen "G spot?? I don't care about the goddamn G spot. All I see in a man is the X ring." - A certain thong-wearing gun-toting vision who will remain nameless<<<<< ******** Please give yourselves a big round of applause. I am proud of you, one and all. Well done!