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To: limtex who wrote (27710)	4/20/1999 6:53:00 PM
From: 2brasil	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 152472

ITS A real dream--- a joke ot--One day Bill Gates died, and St Peter meets him in Purgatory. St. Peter says, "In fact, Bill. I don't quite know what to do with you. Should I send you to Heaven or Hell? On the one hand, you have helped put computers in nearly all the homes in America, but on the other hand Windows 95 is horrible! And 98 has even more bugs than 95! Not at all what was promised!.I'm going to do something I have never done before. I will let you chose where to go." Bill Gates says to St. Peter,"What is the difference?" St. Peter tells Bill that he will let him visit both places before he makes his decision. "In that case, let's visit Hell first", says Bill. So Bill goes to Hell. It is a beautiful virgin beach, with pink soft sand and hundreds of young nubile girls running around in bikinis and giggling. The sun is shining and the temperature is just perfect. Bill can't believe his eyes and is thrilled. "This is incredible here! If this is Hell, I'd sure like to see Heaven!" Heaven is a place perched above the clouds, with angels flying here and there, playing the harpe and signing angelic songs. It was beautiful, but not nearly as enticing as Hell. Bill thinks a moment, and then tells St. Peter,"Based on what I've seen, I think Hell is for me." So Bill goes to Hell. Two weeks later St. Peter decides to pay the former billionaire a visit to see how he's getting along in Hell. As soon as he arrives, he sees Bill, chained to a wall, being tortured, surrounded by flames and desperation. "How's it going?" St. Peter asks Bill. Bill screams,"This is atrocious! This is not at all what I thought it would be! What happened to the beautiful beach and the girls and the sun?" "It was the demo."-St. Peter.