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To: Susie924 who wrote (512)	4/22/1999 1:04:00 PM
From: FREAKAZOID	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

LOL..is that an excerpt from your Biography? freak!!

To: Susie924 who wrote (512)	4/22/1999 1:59:00 PM
From: Katt-000	Respond to of 2380

That's a good one. Have you heard this one yet?*************** There was a very kind and beautiful woman named Polly married to a man by the name of Anton. One day, Polly noticed the shingles on the roof were in dire need of repair and mentioned to Anton that it might be wise to tend to this before the spring rains arrived. He glared at her and replied "what the hell do I look like to you, a roofer?" One day Polly noticed the paint chipping around the windows and mentioned to Anton how nice it would be if they had a nice fresh white coat of paint to brighten them up. He glared at her and replied "what the hell do I look like, a painter?" One day Polly noticed the front porch steps sagging and worn and mentioned to Anton it would be a good idea to repair them before they fell apart completely. He glared at her and replied "what the hell do I look like, a carpenter?" One day, Polly was sitting on her rickety steps looking at her worn out house when a kind stranger noticed her and offered to make the necessary repairs. Polly was so pleased she immediately took him up on his offer. When Anton returned home that evening he was very astonished to find the house looking so bright and beautiful. He asked Polly, "how did you accomplish all these repairs yourself?" Polly told him about the kind stranger. " He requested that I bake him a cake or have sex with him in exchange for the kind favor". Anton replied, "Oh, I see, what kind of cake did you bake him?" Polly laughed and replied, "who the hell do I look like, Betty Crocker?"