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To: Phantom Dialer who wrote (2041)	4/22/1999 2:28:00 PM
From: Phantom Dialer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 3086

Oh, and another one <GIGGLE, GIGGLE>....humor me on this one...seems like the board is pretty dead here anyway... Thursday April 22, 2:25 pm Eastern Time Company Press Release JAWS Technologies Signs Investor Relations Alliance With Confusion Trading. CALGARY, Alberta--(BUSINESS WIRE)--April 22, 1999--JAWS Technologies Inc. (OTC BB:JAWZ)a provider of the best in information security technologies and practices, is pleased to announce the signing of a strategic alliance with Confusion Trading, a provider of world class investor relations support for companies with little revenue, but enough alliances to make a pig happy in mud. In today's increasingly complex IT environment, companies are looking for quality investor relations providers that can confuse the public and clients, while management figures out what to do next. Organizations like Confusion Trading, a leader in wacky press releases using the Internet, provide this critical operational and functional support. At the same time, there is increasing awareness that public may realize that a company is really providing a "snake oil" solution to a real problem and bail out, thereby jeopardizing the stock options of upper management which is critical to the alliance confusion theory, and keeping the game alive for as long as possible. ''We see Confusion Trading as a leader in its field because of its use of world-class command of the English language combined with its extensive foreign language database which can translate our press releases into an unprecedented 23 languages that can be displayed all over the internet," states Robert Kubbernus, CEO, JAWS Technologies Inc. "Furthermore, we'd rather have that rascal the Phantom working with us rather than against us since alot of the stuff he says makes good sense and has caused us to lose some of our shareholders and but I stress NONE of our clients since we don't have any (just YET anyway)," said Robert. ''The clients we still don't have can now have not only the best in security products and services but a proven service make the public think that big things are happening. We can see this alliance adding a 10 percent improvement to our sales forecasts and ultimately our stock price.'' ''Our alliance with JAWS Technologies only enhances our strategy to maintain our leadership position as a world-class provider of wacky press releases,'' says Phantom Dialer, CEO & President of Confusion Trading. ''By collaborating with JAWS Technologies on the next funny alliance, we can take our offering to the next level, and execute the greater fool theory to perfection," "We're gonna have a rip-roaring good time with all the shareholders and clients--In this day and age, there are some who if you put their brain on a razor blade would be the equivalent of a tic-tac on a four lane highway....we're looking fun to make everyone laugh, and who knows, maybe we can make a few bucks out of it too", commented The Phantom. **P.S* If you think that this press release is REAL you've really got problems....sounds plausible though so don't put it past Robbie and the boyz. <LOL> I couldn't resist,

To: Phantom Dialer who wrote (2041)	4/22/1999 2:37:00 PM
From: justaninvestor	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3086

Phantom .. thanks for the help <g> I'm still here, but for today and tomorrow, I'm at the JAWS office and will not be able to respond promptly to any questions on the discussion forums. I will leave you with this though. There is a team of programmers in place who know the algorithm inside and out, can answer questions about it, but more importantly, develop new uses for it. Barrie Einarson Director Investor Relations 1-800-341-5297 jawstech.com Contact: mailto:invrel@jawstech.com

To: Phantom Dialer who wrote (2041)	4/22/1999 4:27:00 PM
From: j.oil	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 3086

Hi Phantom Just thought I would drop you a line to let you Know I am going fishing for a couple of weeks.I know you are a frustrated by Jaws right now.I am also a little frustrated that is why I am taking off for a couple of weeks.It isn't doing any of the long term shareholders any good with you being upset on the thread,you have a lot of credibility on SI that I would hate to see you jepordize.It wasn't that long ago that you said Jaws was a long term play,and now you are Mocking the company.You said that you have made 400% on Jaws,I can understand you wanting to move on to something new,But I can't understand why you want to punish the rest of us that wish to remain on board.I will be in touch when I get back from fishing and sober up. Take it easy J.oil