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Pastimes : May Day, also known as Beltane -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Dayuhan who wrote (212)4/23/1999 12:01:00 AM
From: Chuzzlewit  Respond to of 2063
 
Steven, the objective Beltane test consists of lolling about loudly proclaiming your innocence. Then all of the worldly ladies come by trying to test your resolve. My resolve wilted after five minutes. It had something to do with being served up by Sherry. If your resolve wilts you are obviously not innocent. If your resolve remains firm you cannot possibly be innocent. And if you were innocent, what prompted you to come here in the first place? So you see, Steven you failed. You needed to take the test before coming here. Didn't you see the sign on the door before entering: Abandon All Innocence, Ye Who Enter Here.

TTFN,
CTC



To: Dayuhan who wrote (212)4/23/1999 12:15:00 AM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Respond to of 2063
 
Can anyone suggest an objective test that would prove me innocent?

innocent of what?



To: Dayuhan who wrote (212)4/23/1999 7:12:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 2063
 
I'll be glad to e-mail you one, which I am sure you will "fail" marvelously. But you have to let me know your score, hehehe!