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To: Susie924 who wrote (517)	4/23/1999 1:52:00 AM
From: Sammie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

LOL...Need a Carpenter? -------------------------------------------------------------------- Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After 3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community.... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".

To: Susie924 who wrote (517)	4/24/1999 2:54:00 PM
From: Sammie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

For all those liberated women out there, a real fairy tale.... Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on men. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mum, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy for doing it. That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself and thought, *I don't fcking think so!**