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To: Chuzzlewit who wrote (439)4/24/1999 8:36:00 PM
From: E  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2063
 
Perhaps it would be best if you kept secret your virgin state. There are some here, harlots by nature, who would see that chasteness as a delicious challenge!

Oh, those whores, they shame me, for I also am a Woman, and one of, i confess it, heated passions, dear fellow!

These sordid matters are difficult for one so pure as you to understand, you naive boy. Come with me! Walk down this path to the Private Meadow. The more I consider your unsullied state, the more urgently important it seems that you be... be... counselled by me in certain... areas. Artistic ones!... I will show you my canvas, and then I will tell you, what, when you are with a woman, er, a canvas....

Hark! Is that Lady Edwarda whom I hear approaching through the bushes?



To: Chuzzlewit who wrote (439)4/24/1999 9:08:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2063
 
Am I being summoned once again to fill breaches, or being led down the garden path. This is all too confusing for an innocent like me. Would someone please explain to me what I am babbling about?

Nothing to worry about, my dear Chuzz. It's the presence of all these lovely women vying for your attention; it's enough to dazzle and confuse any male.



To: Chuzzlewit who wrote (439)4/24/1999 10:36:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2063
 
We will brook no explanation of your babbling.