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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (2725)4/25/1999 5:06:00 PM
From: Janice Shell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4128
 
Kowboy's always certain, lolol and everything...



To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (2725)4/25/1999 5:44:00 PM
From: zonkie  Respond to of 4128
 
Henry, do you have a male or female computer?
_______________________________________________________
Some women say computers should be referred to in the
masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to
turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data, but are still
clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you to solve
problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that
if you had waited a little longer you could have
had a better model.

Some men say computers should be addressed in the
feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their
internal logic.

2. The native language that they use to
communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in their
long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find yourself spending half of your paycheck on
accessories for it.