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To: John Messbauer who wrote (2017)	4/26/1999 1:03:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her at a department store. The little boy gets bored, so he decides to have a look around. When his mom comes out of the changing room, she finds her little boy sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt. "GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!", she shouts. "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT US WOMEN HAVE GOT TEETH DOWN THERE." The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars that nothing serious happened. So, for the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up thinking that all women have got teeth down below. By the time the little boy reaches the age of 16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents were out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After a few hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks him to go a bit further. "What do you mean?", he asks. She replies, "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" while pointing to her privates. "HELL NO!", he cries. "You've got teeth down there." "No, I don't," she responds. "Yes, you do," he says. "My mom told me that you do." "No, I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek." "No, I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all women have teeth down there. She throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there." He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised."

To: John Messbauer who wrote (2017)	4/26/1999 1:12:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

Better think of a good answer. A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The general said, "Drive on!" The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"