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To: Chris Forte who wrote (650)	4/25/1999 10:20:00 PM
From: caly	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 13724

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To: Chris Forte who wrote (650)	4/26/1999 12:08:00 AM
From: Ev	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13724

Chris, while you're healing - it may be an oldie, but I just couldn't pass this one up so I copied it from another thread. A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!" "Oh," replies the husband, "that is my mistress." The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." "I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club. But the decision is yours." Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim? " she asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is prettier," says the wife.

To: Chris Forte who wrote (650)	4/26/1999 11:20:00 PM
From: Tom Dorsey	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13724

Chris, From an "Irish" golfer living in Miami I feel your pain!!! Btw, I still get more laughs from your posts then anyone on the web. I hope you and your family are doing well. Health and Happiness to you and yours (sans the sunburn)... Of course by now you are searching for benadryl and the "new skin" is raw from your scratching, and lets not forget about your patients who see you and run headlong to the door away from that scary man with leprosy...<gggg> Seriously though... Is it just me or has this been the most incredible run since the first of the year? Tony Gwynn be damned.. I am Ted Williams, Rogers Hornsby, Ty Cobb... I hit for average and slugging percentage!! Reminds me of the 48-42 T-ball games my son played in. .800 averages are hoo-hum!!! Nobody pinch me...I don't want to wake up!!! I have added a sixth child to my Save the Children family. Two shy of my own Irish Catholic family, but I know I will be there soon!!!