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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: George S. Montgomery who wrote (36090)4/26/1999 8:57:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
A kinetic poem for gsm (he of the small initials)...

ZIP ZAP 4

Zip zap you greasy chip,
An' don't ya go givin' me any lip.
You're a razzed-out supa-phreak who thinks he's hip,
With the brains of day-old blue cheese dip.

Zip zap you scrawny zoot,
You think anyone really gives a hoot,
That your momma's an alky and your daddy's a suit?
Go ahead -- make muzak with your goat bone flute!

Zip zap you won't go far,
At least no farther than the corner bar.
Take the bus cuz you ain't got a car,
You can get to Joliet, but forget Zanzibar.

Zip zap the drone beetle prances,
In and out of rainbows the chitlin' bug dances.
It's enough for you to put you in trances.
Hey, when you're a bum, youse gotta take your chances!

Zip zap you babbling bore,
Slink away in the night with your painted whore.
She loves sex, but you can't score,
You're too lazy to get it up -- it's too much of a chore!

Zip zap you pitiful lemming,
You need to enrich your mind with Ian Fleming.
Now doncha go hawing and hemming...
All your woes from YOU are stemming!

Zip zap torn sheets in the breeze,
Dress up in one like Mr. Sleaze.
Wear a cone hat, smile and say CHEESE.
Do anything ya want -- even die if you please!