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Pastimes : Business Wire Falls for April Fools Prank, Sues FBNers -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (377)4/28/1999 11:39:00 PM
From: Graystone  Respond to of 3795
 
Unfair, Unfair, Unfair
or
Who is Tina anyway ?

A tiny but beleaguered firm, Bidness Wire, made a valiant attempt to stop MrB from taking over the world recently. MrB, who owns several end tables and other assorted FBN articles, is a vicious raconteur who emails his diatribes to millions of gullible investors. Aided and abetted by his Italian connections, MrB also has contacts in the new Czech Republic. The Russian Mafia has been implicated in many crimes as well.
MrB recently attacked Wiley B and followed up this attack with the "tiny but beleaguered Bidness Wire" onslaught. Many of you know that MrB (NOTICE THAT IS A CAPITAL b) and "The Evil and Omnipotent Janice Shell" have joined forces with the ultimate mindslayer, Mr. Chefftell, and have hatched a new plot at world domination.
Recently, after reviewing the "Oh Yes" documents, the "tiny but beleaguered Bidness Wire" decided to act.
webnode.com may not be real, that remains to be seen. Scientists at the Langley Compound are attempting to calculate the right ascension of the node at this moment.
Stupid is, as ....



To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (377)4/29/1999 8:58:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3795
 
sue Bill Gates because he inspired me

That's it! That is the perfect defense!

Only pick an entity that really deserves it. What if they said they were actually inspired by [reference deleted]. Would [reference deleted] then be forced to sue themselves?