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To: Mr Jody Wally who wrote (6206)4/29/1999 5:38:00 PM
From: somethingwicked  Respond to of 30928
 
Wally, Yo' Momma's Calling You

What does a day in the life of Wally's World look like?

1. Wally's momma wakes him up at 10 a.m. and changes his sticky sheets (she once again throws the Sears catalogue in his waste basket).

2. Wally eats a whole box of Captain Crunch cereal.

3. After breakfast, Wally begins watching 18 hours of TV

4. Periodically throughout the day, Wally's momma takes him to the bathroom, undoes the urine soaked towel from between his legs and Wally takes a crap.

5. Finally, after pizza and root beer for supper, Wally watches more TV until momma tucks him in bed.

6. Wally grabs the Sears catalogue out of the trash, turns to the underwear section and, oh, oh, sticky sheets again.

But, Wally doesn't mind because even though he's 27 years old, he lives with momma.