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To: Barney who wrote (2047)	5/1/1999 10:13:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 2733

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."

To: Barney who wrote (2047)	5/3/1999 1:26:00 AM
From: scouser	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

A guy takes his beautifull buxom wife to a company dinner party. She has a very low cut dress on. During the meal she reaches over to get a dinner roll and one of her boobs falls out of the dress. OH MY GOD he thinks to himself ,what an embarrassment, how can I fix this. He runs to the window shouting 'everyone come see this, it unbelievable' to distract their attention while the wife adjusts herself. Look, look he says- out there .Everyone rushes to the window to see this wonderment. Unfortunately for him there were 2 dogs screwing on the lawn.