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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (1033)	4/30/1999 11:48:00 AM
From: AugustWest	Respond to of 3689

na, I don't think I'll be drinking any of that either. Probably get a strong urge to wear a skirt. no thanks.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (1033)	4/30/1999 12:01:00 PM
From: Vendit™	Respond to of 3689

Joe you know what they say: Girls Just Gotta Have Fun!!!!!!!!!!!! Designated Drunk One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." <SEG>