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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Glenn who wrote (34956)4/30/1999 4:47:00 PM
From: Tim Luke  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 90042
 
you want a joke you should have seen me playing golf this morning....the trees loved me



To: Glenn who wrote (34956)4/30/1999 4:50:00 PM
From: MrThesp  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 90042
 
Jokes? Jokes??? I've never told a single joke on this thread!...

But I still think KTEL looks pretty good here....<gg>



To: Glenn who wrote (34956)4/30/1999 4:52:00 PM
From: Robert Webb  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90042
 
OK, I'm not going to happy hour until 35 is in the bag.

You want a joke, ok, Tim I shorted COMS, DAWG I shorted BIDS, SAVLY. Jane I shorted IDTC, IATV.

I am also going to short short SKYT, USWB, IMCL, ABTL, PGNS, MI, and AG on Monday.

Did I miss any??? :)

Relax, it's the weekend!!!!



To: Glenn who wrote (34956)4/30/1999 4:56:00 PM
From: Bob  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 90042
 
These two fleas from Boston vacation in Miami every Winter.
They are sitting on their little tiny lounge chairs and the one flea is shivering like crazy while the other one is cozy and warm.

He asks the first flea "why are you so cold?"
He answers "because I came down here in some guys mustache on a motorcycle."
The warm flea says, "why did you do that, you should do what I do. I went to Logan Airport , hopped up a stewardess'leg to a very cozy warm spot and look I'm all cozy and warm."

The second flea said "that is a great idea, I will do that next year."

A year goes by, same two fleas in Miami, one is cozy and warm and the other is shivering like crazy. The warm one says "I thought you were going to do what I did.

The second flea said "I went into Logan Airport, saw a great looking stewardess hopped on up to that cozy warm spot and the next thing I knew I was in some guy's mustache on a motorcycle.