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To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (1012)5/1/1999 10:13:00 AM
From: TideGlider  Respond to of 3795
 
I am afraid the lot on that property is most likely filled.

TG



To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (1012)5/1/1999 11:39:00 AM
From: Graystone  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3795
 
Pluto Land Sales Inc.
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Dear Bidness Wire :

Draft One

Please accept this carefully hand drawn facsimile as proof that I am an actual business. Here is a three hundred dollar bill. (3 hundred dollar bills work as well, so no yakking) Sell your house, sell your children, auction off your Captain Crunch Whistle.
I have a contract from the Surete to sell acreages on Pluto.
Please distribute this nonsense to all your readers.

Draft Two

Exciting New Opportunity
Unrealized potential, waiting for investors who are a few steps ahead of the crowd.
Solid Government backing, reconsider that investment in MuniBonds.

Send your checks the

Veterans Hospital
Ten Sleep
Wyoming

Be sure to get your official imitation dark blue Union Cavalry nose ring (look, an anachronism). heheheh

Draft Three

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