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Pastimes : May Day, also known as Beltane -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: E who wrote (1052)5/1/1999 9:01:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2063
 
What, my brief absence and thee hast felt the need to allow the churlish Steven (he hath no right to be called Sir, his "knighthood" was purchased with two cereal boxtops and a SASE) to peer with his lust-filled eyes upon your chaste body? Away with him! It is time for honor and virtue (and a knight with a heavy and well-formed spear, not a mere stripling yet know the ways of women in love) to take the field (especially the field under the beech tree) with thee [and, of course, with the maid Edwarda, and the matron CobaltBlue, and the lusty jbe, and all the other women whose wanton needs await service upon this Mayday].