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To: ChrisJP who wrote (1093)5/6/1999 10:26:00 AM
From: WEBNATURAL  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1568
 
Where's the Captain?

At the Urinal An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of KANSAS and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of KANSAS STATE and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from NEBRASKA and they taught us not to piss on our hands."