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To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (1371)	5/2/1999 7:32:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3795

23. If the enemy general has a suit, vex him with boogers.

To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (1371)	5/2/1999 7:35:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3795

43. When the enemy's attorneys are in high spirits, then force them into direct sunlight, thus they dissolve into little puddles of goo.

To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (1371)	5/2/1999 7:40:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3795

11. To triumph in battle is not the acme of skill, the acme of skill is the deft application of flames. Such flames are not understood or perceived as flames, but leave the opponent bewildered and unable to type. Thus keypad superiority can be attained.