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To: scouser who wrote (2053)	5/3/1999 4:56:00 PM
From: RP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "Whats wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."

To: scouser who wrote (2053)	5/4/1999 3:00:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Sex in the Dark Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp -- only to discover a cucumber in his hand. Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!" "Honey! Let me explain!" "Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!" "Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"