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Strategies & Market Trends : The Thread Formerly Known as No Rest For The Wicked -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Rich Scharf who wrote (35382)	5/3/1999 12:03:00 PM
From: Bob	Respond to of 90042

These two fleas were vacationing in Miami....

To: Rich Scharf who wrote (35382)	5/3/1999 12:07:00 PM
From: LakesideTrader	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 90042

OK - a joke, and a dumb one! BTW, does anyone here work for a Fortune 500 Company? Read on. Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man. "Congratulations, sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team." The other three men congratulated the first, but brushed off the occurrence. The nurse returned in a little while and approached the second man. "You, sir, are the father of triplets." "Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down." The remained pair of expectant fathers glanced at each other. An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time she turned to the 3rd man, who had been sitting quietly in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he began to mumble. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said "I don't believe it. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly regained consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again. "I should have never taken that job at 7-up I should have never taken that job at 7-Up I should have never taken that job at 7-Up....."