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To: Gord Bolton who wrote (3168)	5/4/1999 10:12:00 PM
From: Paul Bilecki	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7235

BILECKI IS ON THE WAGON... News Release May 4th, 1999 Shots Issued: 20 Million Market Close: 4 Tequilla's, One Bourban & One Scotch Bilecki is pleased to announce that he is going on the wagon. The reason for this unlikely behaviour change, is due to a number of significant rich diamondiferious Kimberlite discoveries soon to be announced in the North West Territories by a number of Junior mining post bre-ex explorationists. Bilecki feels it is now the appropriate time to sober up prior to the expected market run-up, so that he has all of his faculties. His objective is to be in acute trading mode with his full powers of concentration so that he can maximize profits. In addition, Bilecki had recently (over the last few months of heavy drinking) put on four inches around the waste and that with the newly printed wack load of cash soon to line his pockets, women would be all over him, therefore Bileck feels it would very beneficial to get rid of his beer belly so that he can enjoy maximum pleasure with the woman from all around the world this summer. Asked what he was going go miss the most being on the wagon, Bilecki responded as follows: "I am going to miss my fellow SI posters, and that will make me very sad". Asked why he would not be posting as a sober Paul Bilecki, he responded as follows: "I was the Drunken Bilecki, diamonds have done me well, now i have been reborn... I have a new life ahead, and I now should be known as someone else as I need a new image and a new destiny!!!" Well you heard it hear first, Drunken Bilecki is going on the wagon. Vegas has put odds against Bilecki kicking the bottle at 9000:1. The rumour has it, he is going to be a high-teck poster and lurker under an assumed name. His first pick is Cybersurf and he has left a thought for all to ponder about Mothers Day. "You can have as many girl friends or boyfriends as you like, but you only have one Mother, so treat her like a precious 35 carot red, blue or pink diamond from Snap Lake or Munn Lake".