To: SusieQ who wrote (2216 ) 5/5/1999 7:24:00 AM From: ChrisJP Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 5803
Good morning Susie. Let me see, you would like me to propose a test that challenges the skills and talents of Ms. SusieQ ? By "hard" of course, you meant difficult. No other thought entered my mind. My, my, my ! How you underestimate me !! I thought of a test worthy of you seconds after reading your post. Strangely enough, as much as it will challenge you, most women can do this one with ease !!!!!!! So here we go, The SusieQ challenge: 1. Refrain from all suggestive remarks, innuendo, and Susie-isms on all threads other than this one. That goes double for posts to men who you have not already established a rapport with and do not know you are just kidding around with them. 2. Refrain from all suggestive remarks, innuendo, and Susie-isms regarding a man's you-know-what. They are to easy to make, and you should be challenging yourself to be more subtle (yet just as fun) when you are being provocative. What would you, Maria, or Tiffany think if you found a thread with a bunch of guys making jokes all day about a woman's you-know-what ? I could make this even more challenging, but I am neither cruel nor sadistic ! Of course, you can post ANYTHING YOU WANT to me (and maybe, just maybe, 2 or 3 other Susie-worthy guys on this thread), since I am so shy, sheltered and oblivious to most of what you say ! ;-) ;-) ;-) Sounds kind of like A DARE, doesn't it ! :-)))))))) You may want to talk this over with Tiffany and Maria, since I believe I have presented you with a difficult challenge. But if the 3 of you decide to "huddle", I get to watch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr. Squeaky Duck says he wants to watch too). I await your answer !!!!! Very truly yours, Chris