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To: Barney who wrote (2073)	5/5/1999 11:07:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 2733

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse." > "But Father, I have a divine right," she informs. > "Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!" he insists.