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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6642)	5/6/1999 10:34:00 AM
From: Druss	Respond to of 12754

Sherry--For some reason none of my ex's seemed to ever want to see me again. My theory is they don't want the heart break of seeing me once again. Just a theory though, I have gotten a few other less complimentary interpretations. I don't think anyone has shot a guest on Springer. From what I have seen of the show though if one opened fire in there you would hit someone deserving, Springer, a guest, an audience member, a greater gathering of sickos is difficult to find. I will tape the show you are on for you. Druss

To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6642)	5/6/1999 11:55:00 AM
From: Druss	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

To All: I was able to get in touch with on of the lovely Foxxy's ex's. This is one of the few that didn't want to meet her on as a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Deer Mr. Druss Thank you for writing me about mah Sherry. Ah wuz one of her furst boy friends Ah reckon. We were livin North of New Orleans then. She wuz jest about the purtiest gal Ah had evah seed. Ah cud look at her an my belly felt like a big ole fork were spinnin it up like them Italian noodles. When we started goin together Ah wuz so proud. An she said Ah wuz the best around for her too, but even then Ah always new Ah would lose her. She jest wanted to roam Ah guess. Ah still remembers her sayin "Lord, Elmer, you know you are the smartest, best lookin guy around this place. God! I got to get out of here." Ah felt so good about that, and when she said she thought Ah would do better than any other guy aroun and might even be a body an fender man Ah thought Ah would jest die of a swole up hed. She were the sweetest gal Ah evah knowed. Ah swear she could dip her pinky in yer coffee and sweeten it. Sherry even gived me mah furst kiss. She had been drinkin a bit (she always seemed to do that when we wuz together) an she said "Well why not. My eyes are pretty blurry, I think I can do it." After that Ah always wanted to kind of go further if Y'all knows whut Ah mean, but she weren't havin none of it. She jest would say "Elmer, I will never get that drunk." And she didn't neither. She could out drink anyone around heah. Even my Uncle LJ who cud chug a whole mason jar of shine without breathin once. Ah finally jest axed her ifn we cud do it fer luv. She caught a moth or sumpin in her throat then cuz she wheezed fer nearly a hour a fore she cud answer me. Then she said "Elmer I am saving myself for something more humanoid." Ah never did unnerstand that. But Ah guess that is wun of the thangs thet made her so appeelin to me. She cud kind of be mysterious. Anyways she left fer the big city and them electric lights an all. It lak to broke mah poor hart. But Ah did get ovah it an Ah married Emily Higgenbottom. We had us a passle of kids, 12 or 13 Ah forget which. Ah reckon Ah is happy enuf. But evah now an then Ah looks at them kids an thinks "Them could have been mah Sherry an mine" Ah knows if she wuz to look on them she wud think the same thing. That might break her tender hart so Ah guess it is fer the best she ain't been back heah. Anyways ifn you sees Sherry tell her mah hart still gets a jiggle when Ah think of her an she is still special to me. An tell her she were rite Ah even have mah own body and fender shop. Elmer Ray Perkins