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To: Broken_Clock who wrote (7392)5/8/1999 3:12:00 AM
From: Timothy Liu  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 17770
 
Top 10 reasons why Chinese Embassy is bombed:

10. Chinese repeatedly voted against us in bombing the Serbs.

9. Failed to find additional suspects in Littleton crisis, just blame
it on Chinese for exporting AK-47's to our children.

8. Punishment for ethnically cleansing the Tibetians.

7. That embassy is actually a sophisticated teleportation location
that could be used to transport arms and equipment across Danube.

6. To drive out foreign presence in Serbian and blame it on Milosevic
for cleansing them out.

5. Bombing is lobbied by large corporations which lost large
contracts in Chinese market.

4. The reserve pilot is still dazzled by his Apache accident a couple
of days earlier.

3. The one part of the missile guidance system that would have prevented this was taken out of the budget after we decided to use the money for an anti-espionage program to prevent the sale of technology secrets to the Chinese.
(Attributed to a Yahoo thread).

2. China failed to contribute to Gore presidential campaign.

1. Want to take a close look at our missile technology? Here you go!!