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To: Sammie who wrote (634)5/8/1999 11:24:00 PM
From: Vision21  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2380
 
Stupidity On Lake Isabella

A True Story, if she had killed herself she'd be a shoe-in for the
Darwin Award.
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour
east
of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem. No matter
how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to
perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in
almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a
nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough
topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine
ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and
pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.
He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat,
still
strapped securely in place, was the trailer.