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To: Dolfan who wrote (43308)	5/9/1999 7:03:00 PM
From: Jack Colton	Respond to of 50264

Howdy! I'm back in Atlanta. Have fun in Vegas.... We were on the road for 20 hours today, and it is time to catch up on some sleep that was missed yesterday. I wish I had gone on to Vegas, but it doesn't look like it right now. Jack ************************* Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch. Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot." Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how Can I be sure?" Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!" Suddenly Snow White has an idea... "You know, guys, I've got the Answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth." Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales." Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest." The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest." Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest." Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who is Linda Tripp?

To: Dolfan who wrote (43308)	5/9/1999 7:06:00 PM
From: Jack Colton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

One more, and I'm off to bed. **************** A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. She has caught his fancy, but he lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air. "Oh my, I am sooooooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by pie and coffee afterwards. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to breakfast the next morning. When he arrives the next morning, she has cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every man you meet?" "No, she replies......... You just happened to catch my eye."